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<big>Hot for Teacher (HFT) nips [[Dalai Impalas|Imps]] in Epic Battle</big>''' |+|
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''May , 2008''
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|−|As the sun shattered through the clouds Monday evening, so were the Imps delivered from their 3 game slump of darkness and underperformance, but HFT was equal to the task. HFT drew first blood in the top of the first with two runs off a double by Gaylord Windlestat, but the Imps picked up the gantlet on singles by the [http://z.about. com/d/boardgames/1/7/k/n/wizards4.jpg Warlord, Derek the Disembowler], and [http://www.clydecaldwell.com/jpgs/large_images/fallen_angel.jpg Satan's mistress, Libby]. The middle of the bout was characterized by the Imps' impenetrable defense, attaining its apex when 2nd base woman, [http://www. clydecaldwell.com/jpgs/large_images/dragoras_dungeon.jpg Liz the Orcslayer] caught a pop fly. " That ball went really high, I mean realllllly high. And I caught it" , said the Orcslayer after the game. The battle raged on without mercy until HFT's offense came supercharged like a freight train from hell in the 4th inning. The situation quickly became mildly unmanagable when the Imps once impenetrable defense gave up 1,2,3,.. . 15 runs. The scene was reminiscent of Rome being ransacked by the Visigoths. |+|
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|−|The final score was 18-3. |+|
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|−|The Imps will start training for the ultimate battle, the playoffs. [http://www.elvenforge.com/images/brandon_adventurer.jpg Gord of the Rogue, Tommy] looks forward to the challenge. "The playoffs is where we separate the winners from the losers, the weak from the strong, the almighty from the meek оf heart. We are the chosen team and we shall arise from this darkness. And on this day, everyone from the minions to the shamans to the defeated warriors shall join in the chorus of the land 'Imps, Imps, Imps,. . . '" |+|
|−|Check back for playoff dates and times. (TBA) |+|
Dragonfury.jpg| thumb|center|400 px|''' Yea! And the Battle was Fierce.''']] |+|
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Who Advances in the fist round? IMPS, IMPS, IMPS!
May 12, 2008
The Imps won the first game of the regular and post-season when it counted the most, Monday night against 1st % Tile advancing into the second round of the IMA Olympic Division playoffs aided by hot bats and crisp defense. The offense exploded in the first inning scoring five runs capped of Tommy Garrison's inside the park two-run homer. Garrison said after the game, "You really have to run a lot when you hit a homerun. I plan on focusing on my singles next game." Garrison, joined Derek McClure and Kevin See in a barrage of hits, each having four apiece. Not only was the offense running like a well oiled machine, but the defense was also impeccable. For the first time this season, the Imps committed no errors in 7 hard fought innings. The defense was anchored by solid play in left field by James Freund catching deep fly balls and gunning down runners. "I do what I can" said James after the game. "On a scale from 1 to 10, I would say I played pretty good." The Imps celebrated the victory with a raucous freak show highlighted by Amber Parson cartwheeling around all the diamond. Amber declined to comment on the episode, due to her disorientated state of mind. The final score was 13-4. The Imps will take the diamond again against the InfraRed Sox Thursday at 6pm IMA field 3.